Fast&Furious is a Shitty Movie

I hate everyone who drives on highways nowadays.

Gone are my joyful long-distance car rides filled with good music, time to myself, and the calming open road. These fucking asshole drivers have ruined it for me.

95 miles an hour, tailgating, changing lanes without signaling...when did I sign up for Demolition Derby?

It's like someone's in the backseat giving birth to the second coming of christ, and they need to get to Bethlehem like YESTERDAY.

Like the road was made for THEM and everyone else is in the way. Like they're the only ones who matter. Like the little old lady, who is someone's grandmother, deserves to be hit. Like the mother and her 9 month old are inconsequential, so who cares if they die? Like the college-bound kid's life isn't as valuable as theirs.

Not to be all dramatic, but those are the kinds of people who are on the road too. So maybe we should be a little more conscious of that whilst we whip around in our mustangs and muscle cars, drag racing like we're Paul Walker.

But we're fucking invincible, right?

Wrong. You god-damn, selfish, self-absorbed, little-dick piece of shit. I want to break your knees with a bat.

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People are driving like it's the end of the world.
But given the recent "earthquake" and impending hurricane, mayhaps it is.

So, naturally, it makes sense to go out in a firey, violent, self-induced-accident-because-I-was-driving-like-a-fucknut kind of way.

one less mouth

it seems our culture has adopted the idea that if it doesn't make you money, it's not worth doing.

because our entire existence is based on making money, and how much you're monetarily worth.

ah, capitalism. the capitalist theory is genius. human nature is not. we ruined you, capitalism, because we were selfish and lost sight of our compassion (and our dignity) somewhere along the line. i'm sorry we did that to you. and no offense - but i hope i'm around to see you crash and burn. it is inevitable. you are not a sustainable existence, but you are taking a long time to die.

when we go back to barter and trade, we'll only have ourselves and our skills to rely on. we'll see how much the six-figure-suit is worth then.

if you cant do something worthwhile to help us sustain our small hunting-and-gathering community, we'll just kill you. one less mouth to feed.

Epistemology

wrack: (or rack)
- n
1. collapse or destruction (esp. in the phrase wrack and ruin)
2. something destroyed or a remnant of such
- vb
3. a variant spelling of rack
usage: The use of the spelling wrack rather than rack in sentences such as she was wracked by grief or the country was wracked by civil war is very common but is thought by many people to be incorrect.

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notion:
- n
1. a general understanding; vague or imperfect conception or idea of something
2. an opinion, view, or belief
3. a fanciful or foolish idea; whim
4. an ingenious article, device, or contrivance; knickknack

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thanks dictionary.com. always a help.

so it seems i've caved into the conspiracy of those who enjoy spilling their thoughts on an anonymous public forum. whoops. call me a victim of circumstance. and persuasion. and hedonism.

yeah, i like that last one. ;)