I hate everyone who drives on highways nowadays.
Gone are my joyful long-distance car rides filled with good music, time to myself, and the calming open road. These fucking asshole drivers have ruined it for me.
95 miles an hour, tailgating, changing lanes without signaling...when did I sign up for Demolition Derby?
It's like someone's in the backseat giving birth to the second coming of christ, and they need to get to Bethlehem like YESTERDAY.
Like the road was made for THEM and everyone else is in the way. Like they're the only ones who matter. Like the little old lady, who is someone's grandmother, deserves to be hit. Like the mother and her 9 month old are inconsequential, so who cares if they die? Like the college-bound kid's life isn't as valuable as theirs.
Not to be all dramatic, but those are the kinds of people who are on the road too. So maybe we should be a little more conscious of that whilst we whip around in our mustangs and muscle cars, drag racing like we're Paul Walker.
But we're fucking invincible, right?
Wrong. You god-damn, selfish, self-absorbed, little-dick piece of shit. I want to break your knees with a bat.
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People are driving like it's the end of the world.
But given the recent "earthquake" and impending hurricane, mayhaps it is.
So, naturally, it makes sense to go out in a firey, violent, self-induced-accident-because-I-was-driving-like-a-fucknut kind of way.
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